Larry Rapant, Alex Wolff, Michael Gurnow, Kenneth Pobo |
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I Have No Friends I think it’s because
of the blackheads. It might have something to do with my pet Reader’s Digest
collection. Or the fact that I always pull the wrong lever on election day.
Even when I try to pitch in and bag my own groceries, I wind up accidentally snapping open the top of the dish detergent and
getting the slimy stuff all over the checkout counter. I eat small shells for
breakfast every morning. I let my nails grow until the toes start to bleed. I connect the age spots on my hands with a magic marker. I never go anywhere without my shoehorn. I notice the waitresses
never give me enough cream but I feel blessed to be living across from a tanning salon.
I’m the guy who when you accidentally drop something near him thinks it means you want to have a long-term relationship
with him. If you say hello to me on the street, I have a thirty-minute speech
about toothpaste all prepared, and then I’ll tell you all about my imaginary family.
There is a sense of urgency about me. A memorable must. Crows follow me wherever I go. It’s 2:05 a.m.,
but before I can find a pencil and pad to write it down it turns into something else, something more concrete like the body
of a beautiful black woman with nipples and birthmarks as stars.
Directions Uncertainty creeping up
from the confusion of the new, Happily turning down side
streets Trying to get to the highway, Old red barns and second
stoplights blur together Meaning nothing except
The absence of a way forward. So you go sideways and
backward following Your whims and your not
so straight ways. Ahead concern about the
destination Could trap the adventure,
and distort it into purpose, Stress. Carefully avoiding
that hazardous pothole Is as easy as floating
over it, or taking a detour Into a field of daisies.Problems
there too, Easiest just to float
over. Hardest just to float over. The confusion, the looming
pothole of stress, The field of daisies distract
from your happy thoughts, But after the confusion,
the potholes, the Daises, The labyrinth of side
streets, It’s just a boring ride In your own suburban mini-van.
Ethel Mertz Today Ethel still misses Lucy,
talks about the great fights—more fun than fixing Fred’s lunch, collecting rent, watching Ike on TV. When Fred died, Ethel remembered her goldfish in She watches fifties
sitcoms. Bob Cummings in Love That Bob. Eve Arden in Our Miss Brooks. But not I Love Lucy--the
jokes make her weep. Ricky, Lucy, Fred, all gone, turned into digital celluloid.
Ethel says, “I
look for laughs. I’m lonely. I
surprise people who see me dressed well. Death isn’t bad. It’s fast-moving clouds. A pretty park, but the benches
need painting.”
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